yo moma

1. Yo moma's so fat Yo moma's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean ... 2. yom momma's so fat Yo momma's so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard 3. Yo momma so ugly Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye 4. yo moma so fat yo momma so fat that when she was born, she bent the family tree 5. yo moma yo mummas so fat when she walked past our house we had a week without sunlight 6. yo momma yo mumms's so fat when she went to the beach greenpeace had to drag her back in to the water 7. yo moma's so fat yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house 8. yo momma so hairy yo momma's so hairy it looks like she has bob marley in a head-lock

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