sleep
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ...
... four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.' ...
A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", ...
... with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely ...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what ...
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather ...
... to spray all her hair of her face and shoulders, but when the hairdresser came back in, he noticed that the blonde was asleep, so he then went to check her but her heart wasn't beating, then he listened ...
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