murder
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez..  'How was he killed?' asked one detective.  'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.  'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'  ...
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:  1. The DNA all matches.  2. There are no dental records.  ...
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