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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on ...
What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants? Your Grandmother ...
... and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To : My Loving Wife Subject ...
Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk ...
... Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, "I know the whole truth." His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, "Just ...
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'  The father replied.  'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..'  ...
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