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The health care bill was introduced yesterday. It's 1,990 pages long and costs $894 billion dollars. Or $2.2 million per word. That makes them the most expensive words to come out of Washington since 'Mission ...
The Lion and the Pig were discussing who was the hardest. The Lion said "When I roar, the whole Jungle shakes!" The Pig replied "That's nothing... When I Sneeze, the whole World shits itse ...
... woman: My son is a Sports repairman. He makes 1 Million an year. "What does he do as a Sports repairman?", the other women asked. "He fixes games like Football, Cricket etc." ...
One says, "Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "BUGGER !" says his friend. "And I just joined Rotary....." ...
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