irish

1. Epileptic Goldfish Paddy Irishman takes his goldfish to the vet says its got epilepsy. The vet says "it looks calm enough to me". Paddy says "I haven't taken it out the bowl yet!" ... 2. Irish Jigsaw Paddy says to Mick, "Can u help me with this jigsaw , its meant to be a tiger." Mick says, "Put the Frosties back in the box you thick bastard." 3. An Irish Submarine How do you sink an Irish submarine? Knock on the hatch ... 4. Irish Garda vs London Lawyer A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than ... 5. Paddy's Fingers Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off of his 10 fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital. The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be ...

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