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... man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the ...
... the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!" "What a coincidence," says the man . "I'm ...
... says the husband. "It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help. The right thing to do would be to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, dresses, and goes downstairs. He opens ...
... error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives ...
It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather ...
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog. The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, 'I've had ...
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter What are you doing? She asked. Hunting Flies He responded. Oh. ! Killing any? She asked. Yep, ...
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?” He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “your sense of humor”. ...
While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits.  It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice.  ...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.  The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used ...
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'  'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now ...
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