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Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye ...
... don't tell your father." Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives ...
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?'  The father replied.  'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine..'  ...
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