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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems. "Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor. "Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue  ...
Gary Coleman dies of what doctors are calling a massive stroke. When asked why did this one kill him and not kill Brett Michaels the doctor simply replied "meh, different strokes I guess" ...
There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first. No doctor could solve his problem, until ...
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on ...
"I can't find a cause for your illness" the doctor said. "Frankly, I think its due to drinking." "In that case," said the patient "I'll come back when you're sober." ...
I have terrible news, Mr. Larson. You have cancer and you have Alzheimer's. Well, Doctor, at least I don't have cancer. ...
After marrying a sweet young woman, a 90-year-old geezer told his doctor that they were expecting a baby. "Let me tell you a story," said the doctor. "An absent-minded fellow went hunting, but instead ...
Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off of his 10 fingers. He went to the emergency room in Cork's hospital.   The doctor looked at Paddy and said, 'Let's be ...
Three women were bragging about the careers of their sons. First woman: My son is a doctor. He makes 300K dollars an year. Second woman: My son is a Stock Broker. He makes 500K an year. Third ...
A man is recovering from surgery when the surgical nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling.  'I'm O. K. but I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered.  'What did he say,' asked the nurse.  ...
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