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A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and ...
Why don't they let blondes take coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. ...
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth. ...
A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette ...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund. ...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." ...
An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewellery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side. He told the jeweller he was looking for a special ring for his young girlfriend.  ...
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbour's dog. The dog has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, 'I've had ...
2 blondes walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it. ...
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle ...
A blonde was driving down the highway when she read a sign saying ''clean restrooms.'' She was really late for her appointment since there were 26 restrooms to clean. ...
Have you heard about the blonde that........ Got excited because she finished a jiggsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years, Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any ...
An attractive blonde arrived at the casino and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude. With that, ...
one day, a blonde walked into a hairdresser's shop wearing headphones. When the hairdresser saw her, the blonde said "cut my hair, but don't remove the headphones" and the hairdresser asked "why ...
A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from   San Francisco  to   New York City  ?'  The agent replies, 'Just a minute.'  'Thank you,' the blonde says, and ...
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