God
Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."  ...
A bus full of butt ugly people is driving down the road when it crashes, blows up, and kills everyone inside. The people all go to heaven and meet God at the gates, he says, since you have all been ...
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