Ugly car crash
Written by joker butterfield   

A bus full of butt ugly people is driving down the road when it crashes, blows up, and kills everyone inside.

The people all go to heaven and meet God at the gates, he says, since you have all been good people you will get one wish each.

All the people cheer and line up, the first guys say, "I want to be gorgeous," So God snaps his finger and the man is gorgeous.

The second man hears this and decides he wants to be gorgeous too, so he asks for the same thing, and so on and so on everyone wants to be gorgeous, and about halfway through the line, a man in the back starts laughing; everyone wonders but no one knows why, so it goes on and on.

Once they get to the last man, God asks, "Why are you laughing?", the man replies, "MAKE THEM ALL UGLY AGAIN!"
Tags God - crash - ugly